Dumb Stuff Said In School...

I honestly don't feel like blogging 2nyt.. I'm not too happy but anyhow, I've decided to post this from my facebook notes. Its some of the dumb stuff said by some of my friends in school. Enjoy!

1. Arogz:( Singing Jay Z's brrokly go hard) "Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, go hard"
    Ekiti:(Singing) Shitta, Shitta, Shitta!!!
2. Kester: Children are bad goods! (Its impossible in economics for goods to be bad…Thaz y 

    they're regarded as goods)

3. A.Y: Is your Ice-cream cold?
4. Shey Dublin is in Irish?- Oyinkan
5. Did the light just came?- Kester.
6. Na so I heard- Kester.
7. Don't bother teaching me now, U'll teach me in the exam hall- Obehi
8. Lani: Oh Lord! Shit! Gerrard is injury!
    Arogz: Guy, how far u nau? How can Gerrard be injury! Rita Baba!!!
    Lani: No, no, I meant to say Gerrard is in injury!!!!
9. These people have been certificated- Registrar.
10. There are lights in some rooms- Ayobammy.
11. Laju: There's one drinks remaining!!!!
12. Your nose are small- Osita
13. Where is d great wall of China? - A.Y
14. Carry your everything that is yours- Laju
15. Osita: A.Y, what's the recovery key for HP laptops?
       A.Y: What? Key?
       Oh!! The button! I think its F-something!
16. I'm not even remorse about it- Lase.
17. Oh God! Osita, u've made me have slit in my dress now.- Lani.
18. Laju has grown shorter- Santi.
19. You'll get to class disorientated- Laju
20. I don't even know where my glasses is- Santi.
21. The hotness of the place- Lani
22. You should have kept it in my locker when you buyed it- Osita.
23. Kester: What time is 312 tomorrow?
      Laju: Its by 12
      Kester: Tank God.
      Osita: Its thank, not tank!
24. I'm just disorientated- Lani.

25. Saparo, u have a junior sister, are they twins? - Mogbo.

My School People!
Source: www.facebook.com/lolaking